(Source: magikspice, via jelee-)
Bored 19-year-old Canadian, chuckling in front of a computer like an idiot.
(Source: magikspice, via jelee-)
Skype - Changing the default chat font to Comic Sans makes the smiley sad.
/via kreshnik34
one time my parents were gone for the weekend
so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left.
it was subtle enough that it wasn’t obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back
and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches
i am a cruel man
(via dealanexmachina)
(Source: masterarrowhead, via dealanexmachina)
I’m a buff baby that can dance like a man,
I can shake-ah my fanny I can shake-ah my can!
I’m a tough tootin’ baby, I can punch-a yo buns!
Punch-a yo buns, I can punch-all yo buns!
If you’re an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!