July 2012
33 posts
sepelio:
CANADA’S NEW BILLS SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP, THEY SAID MADE OF POLYMER, NOT PAPER - THEY SAID. WATERPROOF, FRAUD PROOF, AND ULTIMATLEY INDUSTRUCTABLE, THEY SAID. LOAD OF MALARKEY, I SAY. (except it does smell like maple syrup) OUR MONEY IS LIKE US, IT CAN’T STAND HEAT. IT MELTS, IT SHRIVELS UP LIKE BACON. OUR MONEY IS TRULY CANADIAN IN THE WAY THAT IT SURVIVES IN COLD CONDITIONS
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i-have-the-suds:
one time my parents were gone for the weekend
so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left.
it was subtle enough that it wasn’t obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back
and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches
i am a cruel man
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